Best Joke Ever

[K-fab]

A man died and went to Heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man.

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Obama's Clock?" asked the man.

"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[rgvkid]

Lol!!!

[offroad_buggy85]

Thats awesome!

[pigsnot]

LOL That's funny. I just thought of one, I hope you don't mind.

These two old guys are playing a round of golf.
This one guy, sitting in the golf cart, is watching his buddy about to take a swing at the ball, when the guy, in mid swing, stops, takes off his hat, places it over his chest, and watches a funeral pass by the course. The guy in the cart says, " Wow, John, I never knew you were such a warm, compassionate person. The other guy says, " Hell, I was married to her for 40 years.