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    2 old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

    The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
    breath.

    The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did,
    to have so much energy.

    The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
    level high, And you'll have great sexual stamina with the ladies."

    So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
    As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He
    said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
    He said, "I want five loaves."
    She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf,
    it'll be hard."

    He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me!"
    Last edited by Rat4020; 04-02-2015 at 11:03 AM.
    The question is not if its gona roll. Its when ..

    That be some kind of church cruzzer or commuter bike thingy ?
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