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    The Blonde Joke to end all Blonde Jokes
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    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a police woman, who was also a blonde.

    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

    As she dug through her purse, looking for her license, she became more and more agitated.

    "What does it look like?" She finally asked.

    "It's square and has your picture on it." Replied the police woman.

    The driver finally found a small square mirror in her purse, pulled it out and looked into it and then handed to the police woman. "Here it is" she said.

    The blonde officer looked at it, handed it back to the blonde driver and said "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you're a cop..."
    Sand is for fast cars
    Dirt is for fast drivers



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    Re: The Blonde Joke to end all Blonde Jokes
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    A blonde goes to her Doctors.

    Doc,everywhere I touch myself it hurts.
    After very brief exam...Doc says:"You have a broken finger!"
    Trying to wear out BEFORE I rust out!..........Now just trying to getouta Bed!

    I drink...........therefore I am!
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    Do you know how many blonde jokes there are??

    Just ONE!

    The rest are all true!
    Now that NOBAMA has PROVEN he is the absolute WORST president in the history of history Jimmy Carter can thank him for stealing the dunce crown.

    Lets hope the next guy repeals NObama care along with the rest of the stupid crap this blight on our windshield has done.
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    The question is not if its gona roll. Its when ..

    That be some kind of church cruzzer or commuter bike thingy ?
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