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    Ok Its Monday Or some other day that just frickin sucks and a Jokes in order:::
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    A jet is making its final approach to St. John's Airport .
    The pilot comes on the intercom, This is your Captain. We're on our
    final descent into St. John's Newfoundland . I want to thank you
    all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the Rock.

    He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear
    his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot can be heard
    saying to the pilot, So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're on
    the Rock?

    Well, says the skipper, first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a
    mighty dump, then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge
    tits out for dinner. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to
    my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.

    Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
    begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who
    this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.
    Meanwile, the new stewardess is seated in the rear of the plane..
    She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn
    the intercom off.
    Halfway down the aisle, she trips over a little old lady's bag and down she goes.

    The old lady leans over and says: No need to hurry, dear..... He's
    gotta land the plane and take a shit first.
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    The question is not if its gona roll. Its when ..

    That be some kind of church cruzzer or commuter bike thingy ?
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    Lmfao, wife did too
    if your not livin on the edge you're takin up too much room
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    I got a good monday morning joke.............the Denver bronco's.....
    if your not livin on the edge you're takin up too much room
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    That's freaking good shit right there rat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fabdaddy View Post
    I got a good monday morning joke.............the Denver bronco's.....
    HA!
    "Speed is time-time is speed"-Dennis Hopper

    Quote Originally Posted by TALON View Post
    did you use a special bigfoot camera or something ,you know all blurry could be a tree stump kinda thing .
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    Ok like the title sayz .. Its frickin Monday but this aint no joke but she is about a keeper if I ever saw one

    The question is not if its gona roll. Its when ..

    That be some kind of church cruzzer or commuter bike thingy ?
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    Ok for all u redneck ,cat lovin ,Inkbearin foolz this pict's fer U

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    The question is not if its gona roll. Its when ..

    That be some kind of church cruzzer or commuter bike thingy ?
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    That is just wrong, .
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    Okay Rat the new signature avatar is a hoot! My wife fell over laughing.
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