5 out 3 people won't laugh.

[jimmyg]

Two Aussies are drinking together. One says, “When I die, will you promise to pour a beer on my grave?”

The other replies, “No worries mate, but I’ll have to pass it through my kidneys first.”


An Aussie walks into the bar the other night wearing one thong (flip flop). One patron asks him "What happened mate? Did you lose a thong?" the guy replies, "Nah mate, I found one!".

Did you hear about the two baked beans that hitchhiked around Australia?
They ended up in Cairns.

Q: What is the 8th wonder of the world?
A: An Australian with their mouth shut.

[jimmyg]

What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They’re both @@@@ing close to water.

[jimmyg]

Last one.

What does Bondi Beach and Kfabs workshop have in common?

Everywhere you look there are thongs.

[K-fab]

What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They’re both @@@@ing close to water.

TRUTH!!!

Last one.

What does Bondi Beach and Kfabs workshop have in common?

Everywhere you look there are thongs.

Ahahahaha!