Tis is a little "sick" but
fun.............Aussie humor???



































































EFFECTIVE
SUICIDE
COUNSELLING!





A
desperate
looking woman
stood poised
on the edge of
a high cliff
about to jump
off.



A filthy tramp
wandering by
stopped and
said, "Look,
since you'll
be dead in a
few minutes,
and it won't
matter to you,
how about a
shag before
you go?"



She
screamed, "NO!
Bugger off you
filthy old
bastard!"



He shrugged
and turned
away saying, "Okay,
I'll just go
and wait at
the bottom
then."



She
didn't
jump.........






































































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