Health advisory

[masterfabr]

Subject: Heart Attack News

This is important! Please pay attention.




Heart Attack News
After an exhaustive review of research literature, the final word on nutrition and
health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2.
Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink
very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink
excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans
drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but your
Government is trying to correct the problem.

[boostinjdm]

agreed. Instead of teaching immigrant children to speak english, we hire teachers that speak two languages. America might be a melting pot, but if you can't speak english..... learn or get out.

[jumpin jellybean]

I LOVE my COUNTRY but FEAR my GOVERMENT where else can you get paid for sitting at home and doing nothin but have babys I work up to 60 hours a week and can't hardly make ends meet and I see these people screwing the system and getting away with it they are able to buy 2000 sq/ft homes brand new cars boats and the like don't even get me started about the illegal immigration and anchor baby'swell blood pressures up now Hey maybe it is caused by goverment welp need more beer and vodka now wheres my asprian

[masterfabr]

Just for you JJB

[nutz4sand]

Originally Posted by boostinjdm

agreed. Instead of teaching immigrant children to speak english, we hire teachers that speak two languages. America might be a melting pot, but if you can't speak english..... learn or get out.

What I cannot understand is I have heard that places in the southwest are firing teachers who only speak english to hire those who speak English and spanish. Once done there it will likely spread north and east.

We need a pay system for congress that works on how good of a job the poeple think they are doing AND put those bastages on regular Social security and take away their "Full pay for life BS" they get now.

Lets get someone to ask ALL the presidential contenders what they are gonna do about the low approval of congress and making the pay proper per job performance. Bill

[jumpin jellybean]

I don't have a problem just let me sleep it off okay have a nice day mastr and beware of big brother just sent him a nice check because of stupid turbo tax it didn't carry over a line and I missed it before sending in taxes for 2006

[masterfabr]

Doesn't tbo tax guarantee its' performance?

[jumpin jellybean]

they won't take care of it so I am sending them a cake and found my cats after night out this one caught late at night here is the receipe for cake
CAKE INGREDIENTS

1 box German chocolate or spice cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package (12 or 16 oz) white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper


Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill.
Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and dump in mixture.
Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top. Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.
Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!