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Old 12-04-2008, 12:55 AM   #1 (permalink)

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True or FalseCan you guess which of the following are true and which are false?


1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop - even your heart!

6. Only 7 percent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 years old will have spent almost 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle, built in 1903, used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.




They are all true.... Now go back and think about No. 16
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Old 12-04-2008, 08:50 AM   #2 (permalink)

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#12- i was think 40,000 no way. Until i remembered my gf trying to clean our sky light with one foot on the counter and and one on the toilet. A loud crash and a screem and i go in to see her layin in the tub with the toilet seat around her foot. Good thing i was in the bathroom cuz i about peed myself.
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On average, 600 people a year are injured from Vending Machines.... (dont try to rock the food out, it dont go so well when they fall) HaHa!
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On average, 600 people a year are injured from Vending Machines.... (dont try to rock the food out, it dont go so well when they fall) HaHa!

I can see that happening. I can't say how many times I've seen someone get their arm stuck in the vending machines at high school. People used to rig them and stuff them up with paper, in both the vending hole, and the change return. I found a wad stuffed in the change return on one machine. Took me 5 minutes to pull it out with a fork, but over 4 dollars in change poured out. The security guard came over, and was like HOLY SHIT! you won the jackpot! lol. He knows my family so I got off without being accused.
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