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Old 06-27-2008, 12:47 PM   #1 (permalink)

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3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes .


After a few days they meet again.....


The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long


The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night


The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:................


'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:48 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Old 06-28-2008, 01:21 AM   #3 (permalink)

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Very good!
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We have a lot of Amish around here that do really nice leatherwork.I had no idea they were into that stuff.
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Old 06-28-2008, 04:24 AM   #5 (permalink)

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