My better half had a minor car crash... Sent a quick note via email...

[yummi]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the Small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too Much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I Accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX





P.S. Your girlfriend called.

[masterfabr]

That's an oldie but a goodie!

[plkracer]

LOL! The garage door must have acted like a ramp. Too bad it had to be a ferrari.

[wildcatkit52]

Notice the Arkansas plates. Don't piss off southern women???

[K-fab]

Moped looks fine. Whew!

[plkracer]

At least he will have something to drive to work....

[CARLRIDDLE]

Probably gone in the buggy.

[boostinjdm]

Just saw this, but I have to ask. Do you think they just put the truck in reverse and backed it off the ferrari, cuz being stacked like that I don't think they'll come out together.

[boilermaker]

I noticed the PS when i looked the second time. I'll bet she dumped all his clothes out in the yard,maybe set them on fire like happened to a friend of mine one time when his wife found out about his girlfriend...