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Old 05-31-2008, 09:05 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Beware Wallmart scam warning

While packing shopping in car,you may be approached by two fit 18 year old East European girls, in tight tiny tops.
They wash your screen with tits hanging out and ask for a lift to next shop as payment.
On the way they strip and go down on each other.
Then one climbs in front and sucks you off while the other nicks your wallet!
I had mine stolen last Tuesday and Wednesday,twice on Thursday and again today.

So be carefull you have been warned!!!
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:13 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Will they be there today?
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:35 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Don't know! I have had to cancel my credit cards though!!!
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Must be a UK thing Master. *

Looks like I'll be purchasing an airline ticket to Scotland. *Wanna join me Master?

The dollar's so weak against the rest of the world's currency, the girls' are going to be disappointed, but it sounds like I'll enjoy the show.

How's the ankle coming along Ham? *Wanna give me a lift from the airport to Wally World?
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Old 05-31-2008, 02:47 PM   #6 (permalink)

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The ankle is coming along fine thank you! have just been for a cycle from arch to arch and back only a few miles but it is a start in plaster for another three weeks.
Starting to get a buzz from the rum and coke after that cycle going to bask in the Scottish sunshine must make the most of it it will probably piss down tomorrow.
Saying that had a look at the IOM TT forecast and we are to get decent weather for the next week or so.There is a new comer there the current world sidecar champion Tim Reves he lapped at 110.37 mph amazing for a newcomer.
I got the best newcomers award back in 1991 and we were only lapping at 91mph.I suppose he is not world champ for nothing.If you are coming over give me a call the hairyport is only up the road.
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Must be a UK thing Master. *

Looks like I'll be purchasing an airline ticket to Scotland. *Wanna join me Master?

The dollar's so weak against the rest of the world's currency, the girls' are going to be disappointed, but it sounds like I'll enjoy the show.
Sure I'll join you ! You paying? * *
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Saying that had a look at the IOM TT forecast and we are to get decent weather for the next week or so.There is a new comer there the current world sidecar champion Tim Reves he lapped at 110.37 mph amazing for a newcomer.
I got the best newcomers award back in 1991 and we were only lapping at 91mph.I suppose he is not world champ for nothing.If you are coming over give me a call the hairyport is only up the road.
Tim Reeves has just finished THIRD in the sidecar TT top man for a newcomer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-31-2008, 10:07 PM   #9 (permalink)

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Dang......all that I ever see at our WalMart are people that one could call a women....because they have the bits and pieces.......but in no way shape of form would I want to get "personal" with any of them!
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Man you live in the wrong area! All the women at out Wally are absolutey picture perfect. Yeah right.
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