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Old 05-28-2008, 01:50 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Default Torturing Master

HOW DO WE REALLY TORTURE FABR????
I had a good OLE' boy up to visit from Georgia last week end, He was runnin on how us northerners had no good breakfast food for him so I whipped up some Biscuits and gravy from the ''Shack out back'' menu...Poor ole redneck will never be the same...specially after I call his Mama and tell her thet hers taste like DUNG *comparerd to mine...
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1 pound of Specs Break fast sausage
1 packet of Specs home grown spices
2 Packets of ''elcheapo'' gravy
1 Tube of Pilsbury bicquits.....
I almost forgot.....Those of you that have had my cooking....The Homer Simpson drool
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:07 PM   #2 (permalink)

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You SOB! I want some!!! NOW!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:21 PM   #3 (permalink)

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2 trips to Chicago and no visit....SUFFER *BIOTCH [smilie=blowkiss.gif] Oh Yeah... I sent him home with a pot of my CHILI...and a couple of quarts of MASTER'S *pickles...and some of Gail's pickled peppers..... [smilie=ext_tease.gif] * *
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:34 PM   #4 (permalink)

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Default Re: [smilie=poked.gif] TORTURING MASTER

SPEC LIVES!!!

Where have you been???
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:37 PM   #5 (permalink)

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DAMN YOU!!!! * * * For anyone wondering what this is all about-Spec is one hell of a cook! Pm him and put in an order for the best pickles you'll ever eat. I'm trying to get him to make it a business.Guarantee ya one thing,You WILL love them! I had him mail me some in a vacumn bag.Arrived in great shape. Wot *rth the cost of shipping to get some REALLY good pickles.Dill and specs own concoctions are GOOOOOOD!!!!! to say the least.
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Master,

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I've been around...but not much in the mood for talking...typing...The back and arms thing has been kicking my arse...I'm still on the relocating bender...and working on alternative fuels...plus trying to make a buck...
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:49 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Default Re: [smilie=poked.gif] TORTURING MASTER

Huh can't smell nothing, damn puter......grrrrrllllllll ( homer)
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That does look good Spec.

Buggito, that was funny!
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MMMMMMMMMMMM * * BBEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
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man that sure looks good. ima have to go get me some!!!
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