The upset stomach!
So this priest is running the confessional and has a stomach ache. he looks out and sees a long line of people to go. He knows he won't make it. He looks out the back door and sees the janitor. He calls him over. He tells him about the taco bell he ate the night before and how it was about to run out of him and that he needs him, the janitor to run the confessional. The janitor replys I don't know any of this priest stuff. Priest says it's easy. one hail mary for pre marital sex and 2 hail marys for oral sex. That aught to get you through the whole line. The janitor says OK and off the priest RUNS! First person steps in to the confessional. She says, forgive me father for I have sinned. The janitor says so what did you do. The girls says she had sex with her boyfriend. The janitor interups her and says, That's an easy one! One hail mary is what you get for pre marital sex. One hail mary and you will be right with god. She thanked him and off she went. Next gal comes in and says, forgive me father, for I have sinned. He says, what did you do. She replys, I touched my boyfriends penis with my tounge. The janitor slaps his knee and says God this is easy. He says, That's oral sex, that's what you did! 2 hail marys and you will be straight with god! Man this is easy. The next gal comes in and says, Forgive me father for I have sinned. He says, So what did you do. She says, well, me and my boyfriend were playing around......and some how I got turned around......and he....um ....he stuck his pee-pee in my butt! He screams, Sodomy! The priest didn't tell me what to do about sodomy! I don't know what to do about sodomy! Just then he looks out the back door and he sees an alter boy and says, Hey, what's the priest give for sodomy? The alter boy says, I don't know what the going rate is but for me it's 5 bux and a snickers bar!
LMAO
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05-24-2008, 04:08 AM
