Stocking Stuffer for the wife

[Bedo]

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[masterfabr]

Ever pissed on an electric fence?SAME RESULTS except it'll take your banana and toss it away with your balls!Please don't ask how I know this!

[renegadespec1]

How you know this??? When I was a kid I got my cousin to pee on our electric fence when it was set on weed burn..... It *blew him off his feet, he was layin on the ground screaming, still going and hangin on to his wang It still makes me laugh my wooterin arse off 30 years later... come to think of it I don't think he has any kids...

[masterfabr]

I pissed on a pulse type fence charger when I was about 12. I can GUARANTEE you this;You WILL be zapped at least 3 times before it knocks ya loose!After you pull your balls outta your stomach,roll around on the ground for a few minutes,wipe the tears away,and begin to breath normal again, *you can consider looking for your banana! IT AIN"T FUNNY!!!!!!

[renegadespec1]

* * can't type now crying

[masterfabr]

[Gene]

Hey Bedo,
Please do that while wearing a horrible christmas sweater and have Donna take some video. Post it on You Tube and that could be a winner.

[renegadespec1]

do it bedo

[Bedo]

the ONLY way i'd do that, it would be for the whole complte buggy. *not just the plans. *built and shipped to me. i aint that crazy.... *

[boilermaker]

I worked for light company for 10 years, went thru a 5 year apprentice training. One time an old foreman showed 5 of us linemen how to check a live 120v fusebox for a bad fuse with our thumb and a finger. It seems that if you lick your thumb,to wet it, then put firmly on the side of the box(it's grounded) and touch your finger to the out put side of a fuse, if fuse is burned out you won't feel anything but if it's not you can feel the current flow thru finger and thumb as a strong tingle, usually. The foreman went first then 2 more guys then the 3rd guy pulled his thumb off ground when the current was flowing and then the voltage went thru his body and out his feet.He took a good jolt. My turn was next and man, it was hard to make myself stick my finger in that fusebox but i did and it wasn't bad at all. The 2 guys after me backed out after seeing the dance that Jim did . I got shocked many times since then but not on purpose.