How to get to heaven from Scotland

[Hambone]

How to get to Heaven from Scotland...



I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday
school class to see if they understood the
concept of getting into heaven.


I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me
into heaven?"


"NO!" the children answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the garden and kept everything tidy, would
that get me into heaven?"


Again, the answer was 'No!'


By now I was starting to smile.


"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
gave sweeties to all the children, and
loved my husband, would that get me
into heaven?"


Again, they all answered 'No!'


I was just bursting with pride for them.


I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"













A six year old boy shouted,

"Yuv goat tae be feckin' deid"
Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir e'e...

[Gene]

Very funny! Would love to hear it spoken by a Scottish child for full effect.

[bdkw1]

You have a husband?

[Hambone]

Originally Posted by Gene

Very funny! Would love to hear it spoken by a Scottish child for full effect.

You would definately have to go to Glasgow for that one but you would probably not understand a word thay were saying.