Pretty little Jewish Princess

[Hambone]

A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress...."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.



"Ours is prettier," she replies...

[K-fab]

Roflmao!!!

[Hambone]

[QUOTE Roflmao!]

Had to look that one up thought it was Yiddish for something!

[XRH348]

good one Hambone

the avatar, that the rover 6R4?

[Hambone]

Yes or was, it belongs to my mate Nigel it belonged to Murray Grearson (has some history behind it) has been changed to rear wheel drive only and has a John Hart engine in the back seat. It has a sore front end at the moment he hit a tree on the last rally he done so have a new suspension setup to fabricate and some mods to the roll cage. There are quite a few around here the guy that Nigel bought this one from has another four.Some poeple collect stamps he collects Metro 6R4's